liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

(via bluurby)

(Source: poshhutcherson, via seedy)

starllex:

Who wants to do me

a favor

and have sex with me

(via oknope)

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Anonymous

No haha

(Source: jazminekhan, via thotwheelz)

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

(via ugly)

Can we send you nudes on snapchat?
Anonymous

no thank you I have enough to laugh about

(Source: africant, via ruinedchildhood)

What's your favorite sexual position?
Anonymous

I attach a colossal dildo to the front of a monster truck and drive it full speed right into her. 100% chance of mutual orgasm.

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

stryrxriki:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

OMG A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A BUSINESS AND IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT A GROUP OF FERRETS RUNNING ABOUT IN SUITS MAKING CALLS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET YOU’RE WRONG

I guess they’re ferreting around

Did that joke even make sense to yourself

(Source: undereyelouisvuittons, via bluurby)

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

(Source: odumb, via legalmexican)